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On the Two Twelfth Days of Christmas
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heleninwales for bringing the original meme to my attention. This evolved the following poetically proper Twelve Days of Christmas:
But then it all went doorstop-shaped! Knocking back her fifth miniature of Old Sheepdip, my Muse observed that everything is better with Extruded Fantasy Product, and began carolling according to the following scheme...
...Twelve pages' cast list,
Eleven elves enchanting,
Ten swords backtalking,
Nine Dark Lords duncing,
Eight buckles swashing,
Seven dwarves upshacking,
Six stewpots stewing,
FIVE ONE RINGS!
Four fated meetings,
Three plotty coupons,
Two looming sequels, and
A hero up a gum tree.
I regard the squarer-shaped parcels under my tree with a new and superstitious awe, and wonder how many she's got right.
heleninwales for bringing the original meme to my attention. This evolved the following poetically proper Twelve Days of Christmas:Twelve 
del_cs drumming
del_cs drummingEleven suzychs piping
suzychs pipingTen mountains a-leaping
Nine goats dancing
Eight physics idling
Seven economics a-writing
Six books a-walking
Five ga-a-a-ames
Four cats
Three computers
Two politics
...and a music in a biology.
But then it all went doorstop-shaped! Knocking back her fifth miniature of Old Sheepdip, my Muse observed that everything is better with Extruded Fantasy Product, and began carolling according to the following scheme...
...Twelve pages' cast list,
Eleven elves enchanting,
Ten swords backtalking,
Nine Dark Lords duncing,
Eight buckles swashing,
Seven dwarves upshacking,
Six stewpots stewing,
FIVE ONE RINGS!
Four fated meetings,
Three plotty coupons,
Two looming sequels, and
A hero up a gum tree.
I regard the squarer-shaped parcels under my tree with a new and superstitious awe, and wonder how many she's got right.