tag:dreamwidth.org,2010-05-11:512731Goat NotesGray Woodland, Writing on the Hoofcaper_est2013-01-03T12:16:59Ztag:dreamwidth.org,2010-05-11:512731:97739Poor Billy's Almanack, Wk I2013-01-03T12:16:59Z2013-01-03T12:16:59ZThe Cutty Wren - The Mrs Ackroyd Bandwisepublic0Jan 1st. Tu. Resolution Day. <em>New year, new beer.</em><br /><br />Jan 2nd. W. Absolution Day. <em> Consider the sloth, whatever.</em><br /><br />Jan 3rd. Th. <br /><br /><em>When obliged to negotiate with King Kong, the most important constraint on one's freedom is not that his first name is King.</em><br /><br />Jan 4th. F. On this day a professional health scold shall perish from a vast excess of vinegar in their blood.<br /><br /><em>Red sky at night, call the Fire Brigade, already!</em><br /><br />Jan 5th. Sa. Twelfth Night. On this day shall the Government impose an emergency ban on vinegar.<br /><br /><em>Something must be done. This is something. Therefore we must do this.</em> (Sir Humphrey Appleby.)<br /><br />Jan 6th. Su. Epiphany/Ystwyll. <br /><br /><em>A hunted fox or a Tesco wren/ Is no good game for maids nor men.</em><br /><br />Jan 7th. M. <em>Work is the curse of the drinking classes.</em> (Oscar Wilde.)<br /><br />If I had a penny for every quote attributed to Oscar Wilde, people would say I was just as witty as he was.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=caper_est&ditemid=97739" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments