Bashing Genre-Bashing: the Flowchart!

sophiamcdougall, author of the Romanitas trilogy, has been inspired by recent vapourings on the steampunk front to produce this handy-dandy guide to smacking down inferior forms of literature. Don't miss!

Must dash - have been afflicted with plot bunny for paranormal romance which will finally catapult me up the bestseller lists where I belong! There's this hot, sassy, sparkly tattooed unicorn vampire girl, who is being stalked by a jaded cynical Egyptian mummy with a past, but not in a creepy way or anything! When magical terrorist conspiracy Ar-Qaina plant a series of evil relics on the London Underground, can our heroes overcome their differences to neutralize them with hot sex-positive pagan magic - before their fellow-citizens are trapped eternally as mindless eunuchs and odalisques in the lazily ripped-off pleasure-dome of High Djinn X?!!

Gee, this is easy!  Guess some audiences will read anything!  I wonder why I never thought of getting rich this way before, lolz!

See you all in Monte Carlo next summer.  Boy, that was one handy route-map...