The Rot Not Extruded
Sep. 28th, 2011 08:17 amKiller-Kate and Luke Lackland: 600 words. Final Council Scene. Is this all-out war with Elfland? No, because this is not an Epic Series of Doorstops; but I can't blame Fairly Okay Genius for detecting strong signs of it. I've finally managed to sneak enough noise into his datastream to make up for his being twice as smart as I am.
Now I'm wondering what I'd do, if a publisher told me that they'd take a good shot at Three Katherines of Allingdale, provided only that I bestseller-enable it by reimagining it as Extrudable Epic Doorstops.
Lord of the Blue Flames?
The Mace of Morgander?
The Chronicles of Katherine Garcastle-Honeywoolf de Hautdesert, the Unbearable?
A Song of Peasants and Torches?
I might not get away with The Wheel of Katherines.